Talking Shirt

This man, this “Ronaldinho”, I’d love to know what he’s up to. No-one else in the shop seemed as interested as I was to discover this, what is surely a veritable conspiracy. Most of the customers I approached asked to be left alone. One threatened siccing her footballer boyfriend on me. But it’s not fair, goddamn it. W, as they say, TF? WHY is… JUST LOOK!

You know what? I don’t think there was ever a shirt there AT ALL!

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